I'm on my period

WTF is going on?

This isn't my house

If you don't give me that treat; when I grow up I'll scratch your face off

Stay the F**K away from me

I shouldn't have got drunk last night

Put your cloths back on mum

Mum; they're making fun of us

Hmm; should I go defensive or should I start with an attack

I hate kids

I love you

We'll split the profits fifty, fifty; OK