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The
final part of the space opera. Did
you know that one of the major influences on these films was the books
writtend by E.E.Doc Smith, called the Lensman series.
So
the first thing they have to do is rescue Han from Jabba the hut. Luke makes his way into the base and
eventually gets tricked to fight some creature. Jabba decides to drop the all into the mouth of some sand
creature whose mouth protrudes out of the sand. A skirmish latter and
Luke goes back to see Yoda who finishes off Lukes training. He finds the man to be very impatient but
Obi remind Yoda how impatient he was when he was the same age.
Luke
rejoins the fleet; where he finds out that the empire are building a new
death star and even though it’s not complete, still needs to be
destroyed. They learn of the fact
that the death star is shielded by the nearest planet.
They
make their way to the planet where they are separated. Leah is knocked unconscious and the others
go looking for her get caught by these annoying furry creatures, who start to
worship CP3O and take them back to the village where Luke tell CP3O to tell
them to let him go, or you will get angry.
Luke makes CP3O fly and they agree not to cook the others.
Luke
decides he must give himself up and goes to where the nearest base is. He is met by his father and he tries to
reach the better half of his father.
Vader take Luke to see the boss.
The emperor test Luke out by trying to get him angry; he eventually
surcomes to the emperors wishes and attacks him; where Vader intervenes.
In
the fight that ensues; Vader learns of his sister and maybe she could join
the dark side. This upsets Luke and
he beats Vader to an inch of his life but doesn’t kill him. The emperor decides to kill Luke but,
Vader throws the emperor over the balcony.
Luke takes him to the ship and just before they enter, Vader tells him
to take of his helmet before he dies and then says some strange. “Tell your sister that she was right, she
was right.” WTF is he talking
about? He never knew about a daughter
until a few moments ago. Lucas; stop
writing scripts, you suck. In fact
you suck at everything
Apart
from Luke, they go back to where the base is on the planet an eventually
blows it up.
In
space Lando is in charge of the attack squad in space and when they get near
they realise the shield Is still up and on top of that; the death star is
operational. Eventually Lando and his
small fleet get to the centre of the death star and they blow the joint.
Back
on the planet nearby Luke burns Vaders body and Leah tells Han the truth
between Luke and herself; they’re related, which of coarse pleases Han. The only thing I don’t get is why Han
never asked her about the kiss they had and then threw up.
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